(Intro music)

Tali: How did you enjoy the shoot today?

Zelda: It was really nice. I enjoyed it quite a lot.
How about you?

Tali: I had a really nice time with you.

Zelda: 
That's great.

Tali: 
So what did you find challenging?

Zelda: Nothing. It was great. I mean...No complaints here. There was some traffic on the way in but that was about it!

Zelda: 
Was there anything challenging about today's shoot for you?

Tali:  Yeah, I think that getting out of my head about it and being like I'm just here to have sex with my girlfriend  instead of like, I am putting on a performance for an audience... it was just kind of like, oh we're just here to have a nice time with each other. It's different.

Zelda: That's nice.

Tali: What are... (laughs)... what are... 
We don't use condoms...

Zelda: Yeah, but we also... I don't know...

Tali: - don't have sex with a lot of other people.

Zelda: Yeah. So. Celibacy. ... Is abstinence. "Abstinence only" is how we promote...
Tali: - saving ourselves for marriage.
Zelda:  Yeah.
(both) Saving Ourselves.
For the marriage
Yeah.
Zelda: For cisgender and heterosexual marriage.

Tali: But how we, how I, engage in safer sex practices is keeping an eye on my HSV-2. So I don't cause any problems
Zelda: - I just get tested, regularly.
Tali: Yeah, me too.
Zelda: It's great. You should get tested.

Zelda: If you have done porn in the past, why do you continue to do porn? And if you haven't done porn, why did you come in today?

Tali: Okay.I've done a little bit in the past. Not a lot. And I continue to do it, if I can because I really like my body and I really like that other people like my body, and it's a nice way to get compensated  for liking my body and showing it off.  I think it's fun.
You?

Zelda: I just think it's fun. I like sex.

Tali: Yeah.

Zelda:  And I like money.
Yeah!
So... 

(in unison) put them together...
Profit!
Wonder twins, activate!

Zelda: That's why I like porn. Sex and money. Yeah.

Tali: What has your favorite thing been about quarantine?

Zelda: When it was over.

(laughs) 

Zelda: What was your favorite thing about quarantine?

Tali: I did really like all the alone time that I got. Without a lot of pressure to like not… Hey. 

Zelda: What? There was so much alone time though. There was two years of alone time!

Tali: Yeah! I got to go on so many hikes and look at so many plants and touch so many bugs! It was the best!

Zelda: Can't do that that often now.

Tali: No… Yeah. So… Also there was like -
Zelda: - No bug touching now!

Tali: But there was that point, too, where there was no one on the streets and the climate got a little bit better for like 5 seconds.

Zelda: There was no smog in LA 
Tali: - for like half an hour. It was lovely.
Zelda: And no traffic.
Tali: That was really nice.

Zelda: I love CrashPad! Give them your money!

(laughs)

Tali: Um... I'm good!

(Ava, off camera) All right! Thank you very much! Hard part's over.
Tali: I do love CrashPad... (laughs)